that other guy’s thoughts

I feel a big ol’ political post brewing prior to next Tuesday’s election. But for now, dear readers, I give you a new stack of quotes courtesy of my Finite Element professor.

(as always, remember to picture a 46-year old Chinese man with a moderate accent)

“I told you to think about it, and did you? No. How do I remind you? Give me your cell phone number. When do you take a shower?”

“People say, “You only teach 6 hours, you have it so easy.” I say it’s not so easy, I have to figure out what to do with the rest of my time.”

Q - one - three plus Q - one - two is equal to Q - three. Did you guys know Dillard’s has 30% off today? My wife called to tell me that there’s no dinner tonight. Q - two - one plus…”