More Class Entertainment
September 17th, 2008 by Kyle
Everyone know the funniest professors are non-native english speakers. In that vein, imagine each of the following actual quotes from my professor as spoken by a middle-aged man with a heavy chinese accent:
“At age 20, you have a lot of strange energy but no money.”
“I want to talk to the girls for a second: You cannot find a guy you is rich, handome, and young, so you just pick one! Just like Ritz Method.”
“Think about your education. When you were in kindegarten, you watch sesame streee and they sing to you A-B-C-D! When you’re in elementary school, they didn’t sing anymore did they? It keeps getting steeper and steeper. Now you’re in AE 722 and I don’t teach! Ha Ha, joke’s on you!”
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September 17th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
He sounds like a funny professor =)
September 19th, 2008 at 6:08 am
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