that other guy’s thoughts

Props to the funny man who signed me up on the Viagra information train. No seriously, I tip my hat to you. Today I received a large packet of information about Viagra in a confidential Pfizer envelope. It cost a pretty penny ($1.29) to mail, so this ain’t so junk mail. One of you’s signed me up, and Pfizer did the rest.

TOG hath been zinged, and I find it hilarious. So will the real perpetrator please stand up and be publicly recognized. You put a smile on my face.

Yeah, that’s right, I didn’t post for an entire week. Suck it.

I don’t care if you don’t get your daily dose of TOG, I’m not doing it for you. I would never post FOR you. I hate you, you and all other people. I post because I find it enjoyable to me, much the same reason why I’ve decided to get rid of my self-imposed expletive filter. If I think that an f-bomb is warranted, I’ll drop it like it’s hot.

Read the title fruitcake, see that pretty little word that starts with a ‘t’ and ends with a ‘houghts’? Yeah, well it’s about time you actual got some, not some sissified public statement to make you feel good about yourself.

So read at your own damn risk, I enjoy watching you squirm.

Snowboarding isn’t cool anymore

…which make me question why I don’t drink.

througout the tournament I shall compare my picks to those of reality. My picked winners are listed below, correct picks are bolded, incorrect picks are strike-throughed, and those yet to be played are normal

On with the show!

Kentucky
Washington UAB
Providence Pacific
Kansas
Boston College
Georgia Tech
Michigan St. Nevada
Gonzaga

St. Joe’s
Texas Tech
Manhattan
Wake Forest
Wisconsin
Pittsburg
South Carolina Memphis
Oklahoma St.

Duke
Arizona Seton Hall
Illinois
Cincinnati
North Carolina
Texas
Louisville Xavier
Mississippi St

Stanford
Southern Illinois Alabama
Syracuse
Maryland
W. Michigan Vanderbilt
NC State
DePaul
UConn

Running Ticker: 24/32 correct

…and do it now!

The implications of Spain’s impending Iraq pullout cannot be understated. The logistics of it aren’t the problem; the loss of troops in one theater is relatively inconsequential in comparison to the message that the pull out sends.

The mere fact that this is happening blows my mind. I can’t understand why any country, after getting jacked in the face by a terrorist organization, would concede and give in to that very same organization’s demands. It is cowardice, no getting around it.

Now that the socialist party rules, and this is their first act of duty, one thing becomes clear. The rest of Axis of the willing got screwed. It is a 100% guarantee that Al Qaeda will do this to another of our allies, and they will do it as soon as they can. So congratulations socialists, you signed the death certificates of 200 civilians in another country.

Bottom line: Spain is on the fast tract to becoming the new France.

UPDATE: after numerous discussions with classmates, it was decided by me that Spain earns the official TOG title of “France Jr.”, and shall here to fore be addressed as such.

Like every other MT user in the blogosphere, I’ve been waging jihad on comment spam for a few months. I’ve yet to be hit with the ‘500 comments from 1 IP in 16 seconds’ thing, but I get 2-3 nuggets of doom every day. So, in honor of the spam bots, I’m going to start closing the comments on posts more than a month old.

When MT version 3.0 comes out I’ll surely upgrade, but for now I tire quickly of offers for generic Viagra, Paris Hilton sex tapes, hot illegal teen sex, no cost morgage offers, and an all around mightier penis. So something must be done. I’ve you’ve got any pressing issues with posts from days-of-yore, voice them now.

I did a friendly little redesign for my friend Sarah, and apparently she likes it.

It’s not the best work I’ve ever seen, but it sure beats the crap out of the standard blogspot templates.

You have been a noble ally to us, now in your darkest hour, if you need something, it’s yours.

Update: The number of dead is up to 190.