that other guy’s thoughts

“How anyone can argue in favor of being non-judgmental is beyond me. To say that being non-judgmental is better than being judgmental is itself a judgment, and therefore a violation of the principle”

-Thomas Sowell

Reader Appreciation Time

Enjoy!

You can always count on UnDoubtably Krap to come through with a late and strikingly ineffectual opinion on the hot topics of two weeks ago. Today they come though in fine style. As soon as I’m done with my massive pre-turkey day workload, I’m writing another letter to the editor, hopefully this time I’ll get printed.

What makes a king out of a slave? Courage!
What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage!
What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk?

What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage!
What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage!
What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage!
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the “ape” in apricot?
What have they got that I ain’t got?

-The Cowardly Lion The Wizard of Oz

End a rebounding economy? Dean knows

Negate more civil liberties than Bush? Clark knows

Ignore the basis of the Constitution? Gephardt knows

Eradicate your last hope for survival? Al knows

Finally make Atlas shrug? Dennis knows

Starting a new one, this one’s centered around television show theme songs, not exclusively, but each song should defiately incur memories of the show. So without further ado, the initial list:

King of The Hill Theme Song -Westside Connection
You’re not the boss of me now -They Might be Giants (Malcom in the Middle)
Where Everybody Knows You’re Name -Gary Portnoy (Cheers)
The Click -Good Charlotte (Undergrads)
Linus & Lucy -George Winston (Peanuts)
Theme song to ‘Doug’ the cartoon -somebody I don’t know

A swift and painful death will befall anyone suggesting the theme song to Friends. Other than that, bring it on! I’m all up for anything.

comments don’t seem to be working on some posts, not to sure why. I shall investigate when I’ve got the time….which is not right now.

“a copious stream of pontifical, anonymous mugwumpery with which we have been dosed for so long.”

- Winston Churchill, describing the BBC’s coverage of him and the newly formed German Nazi party, February 22, 1933.

Hullman and I went to Pizzeria Uno last night, and down some yummy Chicago-style pizza-ness. Damn, it was yummy…the first time.

I couldn’t sleep at all last night, and when I did my mind was racing with delusional dreams about the number 7, then I would wake up in a cold sweat, and still be extremely tired, I would then fall asleep and the cycle would repeat, every 45 minutes or so until I got up this morning. I felt like crap, so I went into the bathroom to do my normal pre-class grooming, and well, I had a second, rather unfriendly, encounter with my dinner. I propose to you kind read in haiku:

down goes the pizza
then tossed up again after
seven delusions

Needless to say, I missed my 550 class today, but I felt much better after I went back to bed, for a few hours. No more Uno’s for me.

For all my blogging friends out there:

May the kiss of death never befall you.