that other guy’s thoughts

Happy Birthday to Robin, official “The Girl” to TOG. Today you turn 22 years of age. For your efforts of living I dedicate this international round of revelry:

Feliz Cumpleaños!
Bonne Anniversaire!
Happy Birthday eh?!
Glücklicher Geburtstag!
Il Compleanno felice!
Gelukkige Verjaardag!
Aniversário feliz!
Glad dag av fødsel!

Vous êtes un wonderously la personne unique et belle. J’apprécie suis avec vous. J’aimerais que vous ait été mon amie.

For France it matters to matter

Here’s a theory you hadn’t heard before, neither had I.

Proud Day for:
Arizona
Dumb British People
Microsoft’s Network Administrators

…and finally today’s version of
You Have Got to be Sh*ting me!

There is no cliche to strong for this

I believe the U.S. diplomat said it best, “The Irony is overwhelming”

My covert spies have uncovered a weakness in the enemies defenses. I have my top generals forming a plan of attack. This could be the knock out punch we’ve been waiting for.

There are no fans on the face of the planet (Scottish soccer hooligans excepted) more dedicated that the KU basketball fans.

Long about 5:30 in the A.M. this morning, Allen Field house was filled with 750 students vying for the chance to wait in line for a entire week for the privilege to enter to most holy of holy sports arenas next Monday when our valiant knights clad in the Crimson, Blue and the purest white armor to destroy the purest form of evil ever known to exist, the missouri basketball team.

Yeah, that’s right, I said 5:30 a.m. for the privilege to wait in line for a full week to watch a game that doesn’t start until NEXT MONDAY!

off the cuff, and out of you-know-where, it’s this weeks rendition of…
Phrase-of-the-Week: The Man has been damned enough for one generation.
Explective-of-the-Week: Buster Douglas
Politician-of-the-Week: Ed Pugh
Triangle-Member-of-the-Week: The Juby

Your fearless leader needs the name of a really good restaurant in Larryville (Lawrence) that is relatively inexpensive (<20 bucks a person) and I need it quickly. The winner of this challenge will receive a virtual pat on the back for giving me the low down.

Last dance with Mary Jane
One more time to kill the pain

-Tom Petty

I hate people.

Dear “People’s Leftist, Nihilist, Communistic, Liberation of the Inherited Wealth Children of the World Movement”,

In the name of all that is good in the world, I ask you to please stop. Stop protesting for the end to a war that doesn’t even exist yet, against a country whose leader would love to see each and every member of our “yearning masses” dead. Stop demanding that OUR government take away more of OUR money and give it to HIV positive African baby-factories because Bono says they “need” it. Stop demanding and end to the economic system that transformed a worthless excuse for a imperial colony into the most powerful organization in the history of the world, and that allows you to wear your Abercrombie, Gap, Aero Postale, Banana Republic designer clothes. Stop feeling sorry for the families of mass murders after the authorities deprive them of the “quality-time” they deserve with their Husbands, Fathers, and Brothers. Stop basking in the spotlight. Stop hijacking what was once a legitimate political movement concerned with the well-being of ALL people, even the Americans.

We don’t hate you; we don’t think you are the devil, why do you insist that our chosen leaders are? We aren’t asking you to deny your passion for change and rebellion. We aren’t asking you to change your opinions. We are just asking you to become a productive member of the greatest country on the planet. We just ask that when you have some valid complaint, don’t immediately grab a sign condemning the President for clubbing baby seals, try writing a letter, starting a petition, or submiting a editorial, anything sensible will do. The rest of us are tired, and we don’t want to humor you anymore. “The Man” has be damned enough for one generation. Please come home.

Anxiously awaiting your reply,

The People of the United States of America

Apparently Trillian has ceased all contact with the Yahoo Instant Messaging server.

The Comeback Kid’s Website is down.

Dr. Hale is confusing the phrase “Everthing is fine, nothing is broken” with the phrase, “Holy Crap! Torpedo off the Starboard Bow! Abandon ship!!!”

The batteries in my Palm m105 went ka-squirt, causing massive data hemorraging the in aft jefferies tubes.

And my keys on my TI-89 are still freaking sticky from when Rob spilled Mountain Dew on them 15 months ago!

In the words of Jaques Coustaeu, “Oh poop”