I couldn't take my own advice to save my life. I'm not taking "Good Will Hunting" style advice either, where one analogy is not neccessarly the right thing for two totally different situations. I'm talking "could give my own clone leading my life spot-on advice, but wouldn't even entertain the thought of my own advice as a possible cause-of-action" style advice.

In the Rich Gannon game of Life. I dispense wisdom like Al Davis, but take it like Marty Schottenheimer.

-I intend to end this trend this afternoon, we will see how it goes