Calling All Super Specialrific Interactive Contestaholics
TOG is now hosting a contest amongst his faithful readers. He is seeking the finishing line to the following sentence:

"Going to war without the French is like..."

So conjure up all the irrelevant wit in your body and send me your answer. Along with all my witty responses I will blog any responses that don't suck, or responses from those who bribe me. Anyway it goes I'm happy.