It is indeed a proud day for:
My Roomate (for macking on the most annoying girl on the face of the planet)
Mini-Ross (for being drunk when he's supposed to be responsible for other people)
Tyler (for carefully managing the houses alcoholic risks, by consuming most of it by himself)
Me (for going into work on a Saturday without being paid)
My co-worker (who also showed up to work just as randomly as I did)
The Dillion Auto-Checkout Machines (for giving me 30 dollars in change with 6 five-dollar bills)