...and now, TOG's status on various aspects of life

Kyle with the ladies
status: they all still want me, unknown.

Knowledge
status: freaking genius, I've got more than you.

Political skillz
status: TOG for prez in 2004, I hate people

Health
status: Cancer, AIDS, perfectly fine, head cold.

Social life
status: big pimp'n, I smell bad, quality not quantity.