Reuters AlertNet - Enjoying violent TV as child leads to aggression

No it doesn't you dirty hippie loving idiots, I watched plenty of violent TV as a child, and I'm perfectly normal. I should hunt down the author of this study and hit him in the face with a shovel for spreading these lies. Or maybe I'll take a rusty cheese grater to his face, or give him a colonoscopy with a wire hanger, or super-glue every orafice on his body closed, or...