Once again I am confronted with the most difficult decisions, what exactly to think about this guy's plan to make the Bay Area it's own country. On one hand, I utterly distest majority the people who live there and don't really want to share a country with them. On the other hand, They are so messed up in the head that I almost feel sorry for them, and I think they need somebody to look after them to make sure they don't get themselves killed.

I could seriously pick this article apart piece by piece, but that would take to much room, and it's not worth the effort. I will however pick out random stuff and make fun of it though:

Favorite absurd phrase: "destructive tax cuts"

Their new laws? "bans on guns altogether, full legalization of same-sex unions, an expansion of public television and radio, complete decriminalization of marijuana, basic health care for all, environmental protections that would be the envy of North America.

Their impending results? criminals kill everyone, the gov't spreads it's propoganda to the masses and then makes them pay for it, mass exodus of doctors, non-existent economy, gov't loses control because they don't have money because the people don't have money because the gov't keeps the people from having money.

This guy even hates on Abe Lincoln, and praises the South. Whose discendents (i.e. a huge chunk of the 'publican party) basically think like there forefathers and yet are the "enemy" of all that is "The Bay Area".

Eureka I've got it!
We make this happen, but populate the town with thousands of hidden cameras, seal all the borders for one year, and turn the entire area into the biggest/best reality TV ever! Who wouldn't pay to watch this stuff? I swear, the show would peg the unintenional comedy meter for the rest of time. We could even give the show it's own channel 24/7, like The Truman show, only with 5 million more people. Somebody get me an appointment with the network execs, I've got a show to pitch!