In my never ending quest to discover those people who are trying to destroy the world, and just don't know it yet, I came across a few congressional proposals flying under the radar of the main-stream press. Behold, the power of the blog! Anyway, on with a list of the absurd.

Hey everybody, screw capitalism let's freeze gas prices
Operation: give other people our money before they die
I hereby sentence you to jail for your neural synaptic activity