I'd like to take this time to address all those Braves-haters out there who ridiculed me when my beloved team went 4-8 the first 2 weeks of the season:

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Who's the hose-beast now? Let's just check the ol' standings and Hey! What’d ya know guess whose got the best record in the Majors? It sure as hell isn't your Yankee's you hotdog-eating, theater-going, cabbie-riding, non-English speaking, borough monkeys! Oh, it's the Braves, however did they get there? Oh wait, they never left! At least not in the last 11 years. So run away to the sorry excuse for dwellings you call homes, and marvel at the consistency that only comes to you in a drug-induced dream, Bi-otch!