They shouldn’t advertise so much, or make there food so easy to get, or so yummy for that matter. It’s unfair that we’re forced to pay the doctors’ bills of these homegrown fatties”
So tobacco and fast-food companies fall by the way side forced into near obliteration by lawsuits and legal fees. And when there was no more money to be ripped from the carcasses of these companies, the friendly neighborhood public official moved on, hoping that he would quickly find new prey, so that no one would take the time to notice that he doesn’t actual produce anything, he merely redistributes the wealth with the help of a gun.

“Whose next? What’s next? Gun makers! People pull triggers and guns shoot bullets, fast moving bullets kill people! Stop killing innocent babies you evil gun companies! You willfully sell a product that can kill people. We’ll see you in court!

Oh, but they weren’t done

“What? You want a piece of this? Candle makers! Candles hold fire, fire burns houses, and people die in house fires! Stop killing innocent babies you evil candle companies! You willfully sell a product that can kill people. We’ll see you in court!

That’s never a pretty site, but you see where this is going so We’ll fast forward a little bit.

“Wh…?…..kill…..babies….sue….stop…money…force…”

“…and that my fellow citizens is why doctors are pure evil. Now I sign this law that requires them to save everyone regardless of injury, everyone has a right to life, not just those that don’t jump off 1000 ft cliffs onto jagged rocks, not just those who don’t set themselves a blaze, not just those who have working internal organs or the capability to bleed. We demand equality”

Alright, that’s about all I can stand, I’m going to go buy my own pacific island where I don’t have to live for the sake of another man.