Reason 9,842 I will make more money than you:

I'm doing homework right now, at 3:30 on a Saturday morning. I'm going to bed soon, and will get up...and do homework until 3:30 Sunday Morning. Then'll I'll go to bed and do homework till 4:00 am on a Monday morning...rinse and repeat for 2 more weeks.

During this tour of duty, I will be writing more technical documents than should be legally allowed for public safety reasons. In times like these, you'd be amazed how quickly the desire to get stupid-drunk for days creeps up on you. If only so that you could purge the memories of this horrific experience in an inebreated brain-cell killing binge that would make F. Scott Fitzgerald proud.