In my ongoing effort to expand my vocabulary of made up words, and make milk come out of your nose, I've decide to incorporate the word "gigli" into my language. The only question that remains is what part of speech should it be? Let go over the candidates.

Gigli noun 1.a clossal failure when compared to any and all reasonable expections. Best used in metaphors or similes.
ex. She pulled a Gigli by totally her car before leaving the dealer's lot.

Gigli verb 1.the act of statching defeat from the claws of victory.
ex. He totally giglied his marriage to that super model by sleeping with the one legged stipper at his bachelor party.

Gigli adj 1.wholly unfunctional 2. painful to experience.
ex. Watching Jim get kicked in the junk was a gigli experience for all the men present.