seperate stories from yesterday's USA Today

Experts say Heat kills 50 in paris: Europe Wilts as hot weather continues.

what is our commander in chief doing on the same day?

Heat Runs. Where whenever the tempature gets above 100 degrees the president yells out "heat run" and within 30 minutes, he's out running 3 miles, leaving all but his most fit secret service agents in the dust. We're not talking old man jogging pace here, we're talking 7.5 minute mile. Thats respectable for any 25-year-old, let alone a 57-year-old.

ha ha, pansy phrench phucks.