Well I'm headed home for Independence Day (I've decided to cease all reference to the actual date because it diminishes the meaning of the holiday) but before I go, I'm leaving you with a few tips to think about this weekend. And so I present to you...

TOG’s Official Guide to Independence Day Glee

1. Many domesticated animal meats are acceptable grillable feasts, the neighbor’s cat however, is not.

2. Drinking and driving is never a good idea, so be sure to get fully hydrated before you go on that road trip.

3. The holidays are a time for family, friends, and fellowship. Any family bickering puts a damper on everybody’s fun. So be sure nobody sees you deck your brother-in-law.

And finally…

4. Beware all fireworks named “Commie Surprise”