Apparently Trillian has ceased all contact with the Yahoo Instant Messaging server.

The Comeback Kid's Website is down.

Dr. Hale is confusing the phrase "Everthing is fine, nothing is broken" with the phrase, "Holy Crap! Torpedo off the Starboard Bow! Abandon ship!!!"

The batteries in my Palm m105 went ka-squirt, causing massive data hemorraging the in aft jefferies tubes.

And my keys on my TI-89 are still freaking sticky from when Rob spilled Mountain Dew on them 15 months ago!

In the words of Jaques Coustaeu, "Oh poop"