I've had my present job for a full year now, and the guy who had it before me, Mark, got married while he was working here. Not too weird eh? there are lots of non-traditional students. Today I met the guy who had the job before Mark did, and he got married when he had the job too. Striking coicidence? that's what I figured, until Joe (the guy before Mark) started talking about the guy who had the job before him. Apparently this guy worked here for like 6 years earning both his bachelor's and master's degrees, and during his tenor, guess what? He got married too. So in keeping with the tradition, I've got 2 years to wine and dine the ladies, trick one of them into accepting my ineptitude in exchange for lots of money forever. I'd better get right on that...but not till after dinner.

mmm...hotpockets